Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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