I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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