If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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