They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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