: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I need help removing her.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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