you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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