Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He shit in the fireplace
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