Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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