id be glad to
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
i out mim tonsoeep
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