Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
we're making bets on your personal life
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
