Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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