Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I want a musical about memes.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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