All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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