We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
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Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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