You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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