Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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