About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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