dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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