He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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