I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
is wine microwaveable?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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