Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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