tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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