elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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