i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
