ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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