it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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