My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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