good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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