Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
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