I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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