ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Randomize