hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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