I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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