My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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