quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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