Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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