Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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