Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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