White coat. Heels.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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