I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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