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I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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