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(630): View more from Illinois

8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.

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(434): View more from Virginia

just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!

(1-434): View more from Virginia

why is this not a picture message?!?!

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.

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(740): View more from Ohio

well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."

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(903): View more from Texas

I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone

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(513): View more from Ohio

I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"

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(870): View more from Arkansas

he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"

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(314): View more from Missouri

Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?

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(404): View more from Georgia

We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love

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