At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Boobs are out for the taking
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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