Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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