hotel room ftw
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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