I cockslap morals
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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