Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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