maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
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