Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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