I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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