My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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